No Woman, No cry

So now the debate is heated up and all the blame is on the Nyeri women. I have been waiting for it to settle and the dust just wont settle. After all, they seem to be the only women instilling discipline in their husbands the brutal way apart from the recent case of A Meru lady who just murdered her husband. Now, now, now I do not know what the problem may be but my head will not stop at these women being just violent.
No, it is a known thing that every woman is polite, slow to anger unless provoked to a certain level. Levels do vary and am beginning to wonder if in Kenya they vary with the region of origin. huh!!
 So if you are from the slopes of Mt. Kenya, you get to the peak of anger at a faster rate than those at the shores of the lake? Or the Rift, or which ever side?

I am starting to wonder if these men who report these violence cases ever sit to look at themselves and be sure that they are really of the male species(no pun intended). I was brought up in a society where I knew a man is a man.By being a man, it meant that one had to put his acts together including the wrong ones to make them look right. Even when they are wrong, you could justify yourself by just being a man!!
 Undergoing the cut was the best of all rights since it made being a man all so glorious.
So I am a bit confused when these "victims" of domestic violence go public to taint the glory of manhood. Why should a man be beaten by a woman? Firstly, you are a man, this should not even happen, you should have been man enough to behave like one which would definitely have never allowed your woman to even conceive a thought of raising a hand against you.She would respect you because you have earned it!! You are the man in her life!! Be a man!!

Secondly, I talked about women and their anger levels, men are clueless, that we know but who does not know what makes his wife angry? If you do not then you have no business calling yourself her husband!! You know she does not like when you come home late or without a kaquater of meat. well then if you choose to do it, just have a good lie........you are a man this is easy to do. I mean you are a man.
It is is lack of creativity that will land you in trouble yet you have a man's brain. It lies even when the lips are telling the truth ( Ever seen a man swearing you are the only thing he thinks of and his eyes are so fixed on that ass passing by?).Use your brain before it turns into a vestigial organ! Tell that smart lie and you will smile you way out of trouble.

The only reason i would beat a man( ooh yes i would ) is if he is a cry baby........Jesus!! Yes I am in love with Alehandro and I love when he cries and sobs but who told you Alehandro's second name is Kamau? I mean, African men are supposed to be strong, stand up for their women , have the authority and be the man at all times. This way, a woman will always see strength in you, she will never in her right mind think of battering you. But go ahead and cry, whine and be a woman about stuff then I think she has the right to wear the pants in the relationship!!

I am not advocating for wife battering but seriously, if your woman is on the rampage, she is embarrassing you. Not herself, women are known to lose their head (hahahaha is there anything like a female chauvinist?) shape her or spare the rod and spoil the wife, who will pass it on to the child!!

Lastly, dear men, women are the simplest to understand,  because you really don't have to understand them, just love them.Love solves all problems, so love your woman.

If you cannot do any of the above, keep away from women. No woman, No cry!!