My opinion on Nairobi's most bangable dudes

I got news about two weeks ago that someone somewhere had sat down and come up with a list of most bangable dudes in Nairobi.
Well, its pretty normal that i wanted to feed my eyes with pictures of these hotties but i got a bit of disappointment.Though not totaly, i have gaps i want to fill.
I have tried to keep this to myself but its itching me like women itch with hot gossip so am gonna go through that list and give my honest opinion. its my opinion, deal with it!!

10. ANTONIO ABRANCHES CASMIRO.

This is good, hot sexy six pack that i want to lick ice-cream from. I look and wish id get a hug.That alone will send me to Mexico and back feeling like some MarieChui in the making.So yes lets face it, we are talking about Nairobis, most bangable could we just stick to our home made stuff? Thankyou

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9. MC TAIO TRIPPER AKA MATHEW WAKHUNGU

 

 Yea its camp Mullah, the voice and all the swag but what about outside the music video? aaah he does not give me the rush, like rush, nooooooooooo wish it was the other Camp Mulla guy that i would give a bit of ..........yea that is if i was just out of high school!! Well am not.Moving on....

8.DAVIDSON NGIBUINI

 Wow, yes this is where we start to agree, yes the lips are kissable, eyes are calling and the swag is dripping. He is a bangable banger in deed any time DNG

7.JOSEPH DAVID KIMEU

 This guy is good looking truth be told, he is all that a woman is looking for in a man, and definitely his generation cant be of thwaks so u aint risking not passing on your beauty by settling for him. U get my drill? he is husband material not bangable thing!!

Looking at him him u see kids and a wedding not a wild moment that will leave wondering why the little heavens on earth dont last forever. Oooh en he is a 1st year soooooooo Yea .

6.LEAKEY ODERA

Really? cmon...............

5.JASON DURNFORD

 

Women can say much in a sigh then in a million words. #SIGH#

4.MACDONALD MARIGA

 

 No sexual appeal at all, lets face it the only reason i would bang this guy is for money totally!! he got the mulla so yes, makes his NOT bangable but dig gable: for gold

3.CHRIS KIRUBI AKA DJ CK

 What would make a 70 yr old man bangable? what?what?!

Who came up with this list?!

2.PETER KENNETH 

 Hot sexy man, lovely smile good ideologies and definately a keeper every woman would want this man for keeps. I think he is too sweet to be a banger jus like that but he is nailable, admirable and lovable#mushy#

It was said beauty met brains, yes in deed! 

1. IAN MUGOYA

 

Oooh my goodness, this is what i have been wating for: A bangable dude without blemish. No need finding a reason to bang, he is one by default!! Hot eyes,lips that speak a womans language jus by looking at them, swag like he means to be it, confidence like all bangers should have.

I mean, no woman needs to find a reason to bang this one. I had to put up two picture one side's view aint just enough to drive the message home.

So there it is, my honest opinion about the list on Nairobi's most bangables. Phew!! Its now off my chest but before i go away, i have tried to make my list of most bangables and i could not seem to go beyond one, or maybe two but i only wished to give one name because it deserves to be on the above list.

1.MUNENE MUTUMA

Baby locks are my all time turn on, hate it or love it and i know he got rid of them but it made him look even better. I know i speak for many girls out there when i say he deserved to be listed right after number one if the above list was made by a girl.(in my head he is still top on the list)

I totally think the list was made by a man no girl can make so many erroneous bangs lol!!

There you go, i would have made it to ten only if i wanted to tell the other 9 guys that i suffer from stupid crush disease and its chronic when the victim is too hott!! This is only meant to stay between me and my the crush therapist: my alter ego!!

 

 

Don make me say goodbye

Please don't make me cry

Fighting tears i try

Life's hardship. it preys

I don't want to say

don make me say goodbye

Every morning i pray

take the hard way 

i try

mind ravaged, thoughts by

 like a harlots genitals

after a night ugly

fear as time passes by

love whisked away

hours stroll by

ill have to say

goodbye i will say

it might be a pair

life is not fair 

a pair i cannot bear

pain is what i will bear

bare

that's how i walked

into the future i peer

with a sober mind

 i must appear

let go i must

take the road less passed

make pain a past

pray time moves fast

soon it will be a first

 then i run fast

the sad memories past

say goodbye i must

Recap 2011

Tried my hand in acting, damn! talent is inborn i tell you, growing into it is quite a task!!

Did exactly what i have always wanted to do with my first salary.Went on vacation. Awesome!!

Though we broke up, i saw myself last through the longest relationship. 2yrs was a record time,  i   like. 

I did appear on t.v ha!! i still have the clip

I fought a guy in a club, am not proud of it, but am proud i that nobody can take advantage of   my   sister while i am around.

I became a godmother to Charlene, my friends daughter.I cant wait to buy her ice cream when she is all grown. I love her

I picked a healthy new habit: I now take sugar free tea.

I saw my mum fall in love.I wish her all the happiness in the world, how lucky il be if they marry , not many people have have a father and a dad both alive.lol!!

I fell in love with a guy i might never have the guts to tell how i feel

I graduated.Glory!!

Look good. If not for you, for him!!

Ohh boy, its been a while since i blogged been fixing a few things here and there and in the course of my fixing I noticed several things in the society where i hail from and they needed immediate attention. The sad part is, its not my duty to fix that, but somebody has to tell ladies that getting a guy to settle for u or down with you is not the end of 'looking good era'!

If you cannot maintain your own swag, please, please keep up with your man's.

It totally pissed me off when i met this dude i used to know back in campus days, he was ahead of me so u can be sure he's now glowing as his wallet width thickens by the month.

He pursed Medicine. Doctor it is.Forget about the strike, these guys got cash, at least to maintain a girl's hair, nails, looks and what have you.

We go about our usual"hi how have u been? Whats new, blah blah and walaah! dude shows me a ring" Alright you are married, 'congratulations when do i get to meet the lucky gal?' , And the bombshell is dropped, she is right there with him.

Braids that looked like they were made in May and we were in the Christmas period, an alice band that was not helping hide the dirty, unkempt rope looking stands was all she had as an accessory.Yea lets add the wedding ring! A long black skirt whose length unless for religious reasons was a total waste of material.(I could have made a dress, a skirt and two alice band out of that skirt!!).

The hot weather not withholding, the doctor's wife had a long beige sweater.Long enough for one to wear with leggings during a cold night in some up country ceremony like 'maombolezi'.Yes it was that bad. I do not wish to talk about the obvious flat plastic shoes. WTF!! Your man has a car, girl rock em 6inch and above.......leave the freaky flats to people who have to walk all over town trying to get a matatu, line up for hours on end, and eventually maybe run after it!!  

I wanted to slap the girl. Not for anything but because she was forcing this guy to cheat on her.

Men are visual beings, they are attracted to hot, sexy, shiny, attractive beautiful things. It is your duty as a doctor's wife to make sure that you are the most attractive thing around him. How many hot patients do you think this guy attends to?

It will not be his fault at all, it will never be if this guy is attracted to what he deserves.

With all due respect, this is a doctor i am talking about, his looks do not matter the guy is a well earning average Kenyan whose got swag just by profession.The society expects you as a doctor's wife of girlfriend to at least look the part.

If you cannot look good for you, look good for him.

There is no point looking like a house girl in his mothers house and calling Maina every morning to say how your man does not come home. OOh by the way all Maina will say is, 'I cant believe what am hearing, call me, my number is............, Jesus!!' Yea that's the furthest it can go woman!!So get your act right!!

Great week ahead!!

My love is in love

There was a time when she seemed not to have an emotional side,
toughness would only make her an iron lady.
Time and chance does happen to them all, i have realized.
the iron lady is melting in the heat of the moment
i pray is the heat lasts forever.

She is living a teenage dream,
speed dial,that's where his number is located
more like emergency. love does actually have those,
the smile when she reads his text,
cute pink cheeks will make an appearance when u mention his name.
Love is so not choosy, not even with age.
the result?age is now advancing directly un-propotional to the looks.

Glowing skin, lighter heart
ooh and fashionably awesome clad,
weird questions on what make up suits,
late night calls and coming home late.

I am left to play her role
She now plays the teenager in love part
Am not so good a mother so i let her do her thing

I will break his nose if he breaks her heart
I love how she looks younger
how she has many bouts of laughter a day
Love is truly a wonderful thing

Am not sure i will let her go away,
i still want to be her number one love

Ohh yes am selfish
i want to have her for myself
don't want her to go
but its not for me to decide.
I will put my eyes back on and look at her
as i would a friend in love.

Be Unorthodox

Take the course opposite to custom
You will almost do well

Think different......If you follow the crowd,
the place you will most likely end up at is the exit.

Stop bending to the demands of the social pressure at the expense of your uniqueness
Let your heart drive you
Not public opinion

Take the road less traveled....
Find success beyond your wildest dreams.

Read everyday what  no one else is reading...
Think everyday what no one else is thinking...
Its bad for the mind to always be a part of unanimity.

Its easy for the world to live after our own..
 but the great man is the one who...
In the midst of a crowd ...
Keeps with perfect sweetness
The independent solitude

Be bold,
Be real,
Be Unorthodox.

Of Dreams and Fantasies.......................

Did you think it involved just that, dreaming, like seeing yourself on the cover of your favorite magazine, receiving the keys to a car or a house, visualizing yourself accepting the cheers of your adoring fans?
 Well i suppose some dreams are like that-the ones that you don't really expect to come true.
Those nice, airy-fairy dreams of winning Wimbledon when you've never played tennis in your life or meeting Denzel Washington by chance and knocking his feet from under him with your charm and beauty (never mind that you are happily married, because in dreams like these practicalities don't count).
There is nothing wrong with dreaming, even the impractical fantasies you know will never come true.
Imagination is a powerful tool in problem solving, in testing different scenarios before you commit yourself to a plan of action.Imagination is a creative power, playing an important role in designing a dress, deciding the colour of your new house, or planning the menu for a party.And I believe that imagining the success at the end of a quest plays an important role in motivating you to actually do something to make that fantasy scene reality.
And this is where you need to be careful.The familiar saying, be careful what you wish for, lest it comes true, applies to all of us at some stage of our lives.What happens when a dream comes true?
There you were, innocently dreaming of becoming famous and, the next thing you know, your picture  is in the tabloids and you,re having to answer awkward questions. You thought you really wanted to enroll for a higher degree, and now that you have realized you don't have time to do your course justice, and your heading for and embarrassment.
In spite of all these little surprises, we need those dreams.So when the demands of life are just a little too realistic, spend some time day dreaming, before you go on to face the next challenge.

First times........

Ooh so its day two and this feeling within me which was born yesterday as soon as this blog came to life is still shedding its skin so its fair to say its still new and vibrant. Am talking about that feeling that a 4yr old girl would get if she got a new pair of red pumps (back in the 90's) i specified the time since i realized they no longer wear those. i had a pair and the day i got them i slept in them, yes i did!! Its was a ritual to show total gratitude to the giver of the gift. So i almost slept in my blog if it was possible am grateful to whoever came up with this technology.I kept checking how many followers i have but yea it gonna take some time to gather a crowd this is not like some riot in campus, (funny how one hooligan gathers a crowd within a minute and they do not know what is the reason for the season) ill miss campus life!!

Its 2012, yea and its all about making a difference, facing fears and doing a new thing.So today i did two things for the first time, lets talk about the longest 15 minutes of my entire life..................I went through a whole day to bring myself to accept the fact that its time i did it. That not with holding, i had to sit through it with a deaf attendant and all i did was write down my problem by then. I think writing is a bit therapeutic but nothing will ever beat the cold sweat of waiting to know your status.Self acceptance, new dreams, new friends just in case, huh i hated the way he kept asking 'are you ready? 'Who would ever be ready?!

First visit to the spa was awesome, my face feels fresh, skin feels lighter and i cant help but feel special. They say beauty boosts confidence heheh am a notch higher,be warned!! So i will do many things for the first time this year, i will ask a guy out before too long. Fine this is totally not my style, but its also not a common occurrence in my world that an averagely hot guy of normal Kenyan background gives me such a reception. Ok not like all guys i have had a crush on i date,no.Thing is, i even don't have a crush on him no, he doesn't make me shiver when i see him (am trying to convince myself ), he makes me want to make breakfast for him. He actually makes me want to carry his kids. God!! Given this guy for a one night stand, id not touch him even for a million bucks!! I want him to grow old with me, so id let him have the time of his life with hot sassy women of all ages, and when he is done, simply ask him how many children he would like....................OMG that actually sounds sick and i think i need to sleep.

Something about the rainbow...........

We all love the rainbow.
Think about it, the magical combination of colors, the unpredictable visits that do not last long enough to satisfy yearn for a natural beauty, the way one can dance in the rain with the rainbow right above your head as these drops are actually lighter, fall on the skin so tenderly and they tend to sparkle..........long live rainbow!!
When i was a little girl all i wanted was to sit on the rainbow and actually watch the world stare at me as they did at the rainbow. For whatever reason, coincidence, nature's plan or Gods, my first school was "Rainbow Pre Primary" now that am grown and i know i cannot sit on it, i want to fly over it, so high.
Something about the rainbow, its my first blog story as it was the name of my first school, so lets do this..........yeeeeaaa day one as a blogger!!